Life lessons from Beylana's office...

I agree that we need some new topics. I must admit that I havn't been on the website much in the past couple weeks. Every time I logged on I just kept seeing posts from a former member and that sooo bums me out. I just logged on for the first time in days and read new (well new to me) comments to some old posts and got bummed out again. And I am a bit bummed because I turned down a promotion that was really really a great opportunity - just didn't come at the right time in my personal life.

So, I thought I would throw something up that would maybe cheer me up. Gonna tell you about my day cuz I got nothing and I really mean nothing to do at work. So here goes!

First, you have to understand that there are six female supervisors (one of which is me). We all share a common office. We are always looking for a good laugh and all of us have minds that roll in the gutter...constantly (even though a few of them won't admit to it). So, we really manage to keep ourselves entertained to a decent degree, as I am sure you can imagine.

So, today's topics of conversation?

Bra pockets...yep, pockets in your bra! A girl has to have someplace to hold her stuff. But then we wondered what would happen if you got to 2nd base? Awkward.

We also learned a valuable lesson about bottle rockets - Don't shoot them out of your rear - When the sparks start to fall on your bare arse, apparently your rocket holder clenches. Clenching is bad - rocket goes nowhere and there is a good chance your rear will catch on fire. At least that's what appears to have happened from the video we watched. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!! Or at least if you do I don't want to hear about it and you better not tell your mother/wife where you got the idea.

Previews of upcoming posts...thoughts on nuts - sexual harrassment in the workplace.